Hello. Yes this is Scoop.
Listen to me Esmeralda, it's not that bad. Take the test again. What does it say? Still positive?
Ok, hold on. Are you absolutely sure? Of all the people I know, you're the strongest, most prudent of the lot. What do you think you want to do?
That's ok. I'm sure you'll make an excellent single mom. Like Erin Brokovich...or Sarah Connor.
You're welcome. Yes, I'm out at the moment. No, this isn't a bad time.
I'm sorry, Esmeralda, I cannot marry you. You're too gullible.
No, Esmeralda. To be perfectly honest, I do not remember whom I was out with last night. Now get a hold of yourself Esmeralda-
What's that? Your name is Lewis?
Wait, Lewis, how could you be pregnant? Yes, of course I'm certain I'm not the father.
Sure, take the test again. Are you sure you're doing it right?
Ok, call me back. Luv ya.
Click.
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