My next few posts shall be about people I've known and grown accustomed to over the years, for better or worse, directly or vicariously they have had some sort of influence over me. As with the mating rituals of the South American Llama, one cannot savour the full extent of the delectable traits of these here characters I shall describe, unless he's been around them as long as I have. I'm not saying that I derive any sort of voyeuristic pleasure from, (or know anything about for that matter) the mating rituals of the South American Llama....All I'm saying is....You don't believe me, do you?

Just go read.