"Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid,
I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision,
But when I try to look at you,
You scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye,
Oh squiggly line,
It's alright,
You are forgiven."

- Stewie Griffin, 2008.