Saturday, 9 June 2012

Old Racist Dad

-'Tuku, now that you're going to do Marketing, you should learn a few things'
-'Ok'
-'If you beat a Chinese, you should reward yourself. If you beat a Mozzy...kill another one. If you beat a white, you have nothing more to learn'

-(reeling from the 'where did that come from?' of it all) 'Dad....What do you think Marketing is?..'
-'Making chutiyas of people'
-'...Well?'
-'Yes.'

If he'd wanted a tombstone instead of wanting his ashes scattered into the Ganges, I'd have the perfect words to put on it.

2 comments:

Shalmi said...

Shippies. That is all I have to say.

Anoorag said...

That's the way it is *sigh*