Friday, 11 May 2012

The Prick

You gnat on the testicle of a rabid rhinoceros. You vile and utterly despicable pube of the sea harridan. I WILL PISS. ON THE FACE. OF THE LIZARD THAT BIRTHED YOU!

You rancid poo of the snow dwelling Yeti. You thundering ejaculation of the sea dwelling barnacle. I WILL CUT OUT YOUR NIPPLES. TO SEE HOW THEY TURN BLUE!

You sniveling muck of an otter's semen. You snotty remains on the napkin of a lecherous leper. I WILL PLUCK OUT. YOUR EYEBROWS. AS I SLOWLY DEEP FUCK YOU!

You shagging mother of a chocolate hobnob. You arsing wet fart on Cinderella's blanket. I WILL SCOWL. AT YOUR CORPSE. YES I TRULY DESPISE YOU!

3 comments:

R said...

is this your ode to vit?

Anoorag said...

You could say that :) But not exactly.

Shalmi said...

If Andy Warhol wrote, he would probably not write like this.

This seemed like an enlightened comment when I started out.