Since I have absolutely nothing to post, I will type the next 10 things that come to my mind: -
1) IPL?Cricket is over-rated.(heh).
2) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!
3) Is it true that a lion can have sex 15 times in 1 hour? Wow!!
4) I had expected Kate Winslet to be a bit more nubile....Caution: Watch 'Titanic' after 'The Reader' to restore your fantasies.
5) In my next life, should I be a pig or a lion? A pig I guess....quality over quantity, mate!
6) 400,000 sperm cellls and I was the fastest?? There must be some sort of mistake...
7) What kind of martini would Charles Dickens prefer? Olive or Twist...?
8) Emannuel's a cunt!
9) Ok, I'm out.
4 comments:
It seems to me that you are EXTREMELY
a)deprived
b)bored
c)lonely
Dangerous, DANGEROUS combination.
@ Death on two legs-
Add 'Orgasm starved' to that list on my behalf.
So does that make it more dangerous a combination?
Nice one!
it was a keledioscope gone all wrong..heh
I must add, I also think IPL is overrated
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